Some days I want to slip away into my little llama world of endless paddocks.
No stress. No homework. No obligations what so ever.
Can I tell all the pointless llama ‘tests’ like catching fish or climbing a tree to go screw themselves? I’m a Llama. I will literally never need to use these skills unless I am a fisher or a world famous hiking Llama. I’m over the Llama Academy and their stupid Llama rules.
(Behold A world famous Hiker, Edmund Hillama)
Worrying about lost Llamas seems to be a habit for me. Llamas jumping over the fence and running into the great green beyond seems to be a common theme. Llamas threatening to run away seem to come every other day. Most of those Llamas are/were my friends and then I start to wonder if it was me? Was my Llama conformity forcing them into the big beyond.
Sometimes I wonder why my fellow Llamas are so unhappy and then I look at how I’m feeling… and then I understand.
Screw the world. I’m a little Llama that wants to get a degree in being a Walrus.